What is it that keeps roofing teams together.
Roof related puns.
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As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times.
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Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
Because he had a bad case of shingles.
A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.
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Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely.
Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.
A hardtop is a rigid car roof.
He couldn t stop biting his nails.
They really raised the roof.
The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir.
After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house.
With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth.
What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called.
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The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.
A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand.
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them.
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In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products.
Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.
My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.
They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.
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